Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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