If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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