he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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