Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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