She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
birth control should be required to get into college
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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