Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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