The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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