Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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