So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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