I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Even my vagina gasped.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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