it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i believe in u and ur pee
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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