i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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