she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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