Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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