: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
