yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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