So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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