You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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