Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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