matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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