Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
two words...techno handjob
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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