We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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