I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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