I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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