hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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