It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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