Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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