Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable. http://tfl.nu/didw
  Replies (3) Good night (449) Bad night (1826) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess http://tfl.nu/ousq
  Replies (24) Good night (784) Bad night (2555) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  that's an acceptable place to lick

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): that's an acceptable place to lick http://tfl.nu/6rie
  Replies (11) Good night (3981) Bad night (462) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping. http://tfl.nu/k03m
  Replies (12) Good night (672) Bad night (7105) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".

  (917): View more from New York City

  I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag". (917): I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag. http://tfl.nu/7xie
  Replies (57) Good night (1193) Bad night (11220)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined http://tfl.nu/1l3f
  Replies (12) Good night (3949) Bad night (1736) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it http://tfl.nu/n2gi
  Replies (31) Good night (881) Bad night (8745) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie.. http://tfl.nu/boas
  Replies (15) Good night (5050) Bad night (490) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka. http://tfl.nu/pwqr
  Replies (15) Good night (906) Bad night (7930) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico. http://tfl.nu/evuy
  Replies (13) Good night (5498) Bad night (979)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP. http://tfl.nu/f5ki
  Replies (3) Good night (3135) Bad night (640) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs (609): hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks http://tfl.nu/8a0z
  Replies (3) Good night (1948) Bad night (462)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity. http://tfl.nu/td06
  Replies (4) Good night (1997) Bad night (609) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore http://tfl.nu/a1lx
  Replies (11) Good night (1082) Bad night (679) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ... http://tfl.nu/xsvz
  Replies (16) Good night (447) Bad night (1942) Order T-Shirt

Randomize