Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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