I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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