so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I think i got beer on your cat.
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