So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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