I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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