He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just pee around me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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