Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
pray to the hookup gods
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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