he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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