please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
ugly people sure do ruin things
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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