he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Randomize
