Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
40s are totally the cure
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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