She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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