dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
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