R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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