Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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