I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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