I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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