i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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