he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Sorry about my life...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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