i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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