are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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