It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The best revenge is premature balding
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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