I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There's always time for handjobs
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have feelings that need drinking.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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