i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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