was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
