I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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