I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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